Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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