Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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