you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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