hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize