But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize
