I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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