Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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