I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
