Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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