me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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