So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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