you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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