I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
