I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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