What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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