Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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