we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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