Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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