I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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