got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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