does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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