The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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