I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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