Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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