I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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