That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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