in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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