I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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