I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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