Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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