They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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