At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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