I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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