I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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