I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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