is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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