They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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