I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You need a sexual gate keeper
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
