Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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