Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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