Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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