The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
someone owes me an orgasm
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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