his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Success! We fucked roommates!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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