ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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