Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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