out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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