But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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