kristin has been a bad kristin
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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