no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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