so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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