I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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