nut hugger
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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