does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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