So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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