we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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