there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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