This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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