Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just had sex bonerless
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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