i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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