i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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