We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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