I wanna bring you to show and tell
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
