Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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