Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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