i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Dick very happy bro
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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