BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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