Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
it's like heaven, but drunker
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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