just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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