Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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